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Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him.
“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280 interstate. Please be careful!”
“It’s not just one car,” said Herman. “It’s hundreds of them!”
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
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i like the way he still answers his phone even thuogh there are hundrds of cars coming at him on the motorway
And his nme had to be Herbert lol
**A distraught senior citizen phoned ehr doctor’s office. ‟Is it true,” she wanted to know, ‟that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
‟Yes, I am afraid so,” the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, ‟I am wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this rescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS’.”**