As a young boy, I was serious when I said I wouldn’t suck a dick for a million dollars…

As a straight, millennial man seeking a house, I’d do it for 90% less.

What do you think?

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  1. The original joke in full, just for context.

    Would you suck my dick for $100?

    “No!”

    Would you suck my dick for a million dollars?

    “No!”

    What would you suck it for?

    “Nothing!”

    Well, start sucking you cheap bitch!

  2. But seriously though, if you really wanted to you could probably make $100k sucking some dicks.

    $25 per dick and 11 dicks per day for a year is about $100k. Easy money.

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