cringeyjokesman
Man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist where he can find the Viagra.
The pharmacists tells him he needs a prescription to buy it.
The man smiles and says,
– “Bullshit, I have $100 in my pocket that says I don’t need one.”
The pharmacist looks left and right to be sure they were out of earshot, then replies,
– “ how many do you need?”
Th man says,
– “I have 2 twenty year old French escorts spending the weekend with me. I figure I’ll need about 10.”
The pharmacist concludes the transaction and wishes the man a great weekend.
The following Monday morning the pharmacist looks up and notices the same man rummaging through the shelves.
Eager to be of assistance, he says,
– “Morning ….How can I help you today?”
The man moans and says,
– “I’m really hurting….I need a large tube of Ben Gay.”
The pharmacist says,
– “Ben Gay!!!???. Hell, you can’t put Ben Gay on that thing!!!”
– “What thing???? Its for my wrist….The two women never showed up!!”
