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It doesn’t cure it but it sure keeps the sheets off of your legs at night…
BREAKING NEWS! Viagra as treatment for sunburns…
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It doesn’t cure it but it sure keeps the sheets off of your legs at night…
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Right after this was posted, it was sent to a think tank of mathematicians, dermatologists, and fabric specialists. In the hour since then, they have determined that depending on your sheet fiber content and thread count, leg length, fat content on legs, whether or not you’ve the sheets tight between toes and penis etc; your penis might have to be upwards of 22 inches long to accomplish this with your legs fully outstretched.
Our resident dermatologists don’t recommend this as a treatment for sunburn unless you the dick of Thor.
I wasn’t going to upvote, but saw a guy in the comment section saying it’s not funny, so I gave you one just to spite him.