Businessman walks into a motel/brothel. Ask the lady working the front desk…I’d like a room and for an extra $500, I want your oldest, fattest, meanest, boring in bed woman and a bologna sandwich.
The receptionist looks at him confused and says for that price we could get you our youngest, kindest, skinniest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings.
The man replys ma’am you don’t understand me…I’m homesick.

What do you think?

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  1. And I’m assuming that he’s a ripped Adonis, with the kindest disposition, that’s a beast in bed, and who lovingly cooks haute cuisine for his lady, rather than bologna, after dazzling her with his sexual prowess and stamina, yes?

    Edit: Cue the downvotes from the dudes that are feeling inadequate right now. The dudes that fit this description are just chill😁.There’s no other reason to downvote, unless you have an issue with sexism being pointed out, and if you do have an issue, you’ve bigger problems than inadequacy. Either these, or you just follow the crowd.

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