A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. “Do you want a bag?”, the cashier asks. “No”, the guy says, “She’s not that ugly.”
Can someone explain this joke, i’m stupid and don’t get it. Sounds funny tho
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The bag is to go over her head so you can’t see her face
The vendor offers the bag for the condoms; the buyer thinks it’s meant to pull over the girl’s head so he doesn’t have to look at her while fucking.
To cover her face
It’s a butterface joke
The guy thinks he’s asking for a bag to cover up his girlfriends potentially ugly face
He’s in California and bags cost an extra 0.10 so the cashier is trying to get an extra dime from this sex starved guy. More of an economic joke which is why I understand you not getting it. The ugly part is in reference to he doesn’t want to spend the 10cents which he’ll need to impress his date. If she was ugly, he could waste the money on the bag instead of her.