Chuck Norris once played Minecraft

Chuck Norris once played Minecraft out of boredom.

He went to the Nether, and was amazed by how beautiful it was compared to the overworld, teaming with life, ruled by an advanced civilisation of Piglins and tall humanoids called the Nether Men.

He got used to this beautiful dimension, and started to happily hang out with the Piglins and Nether Men. He started to live amongst them, first building himself a massive house made out of a mysterious substance near one of the cities.

As he finished the construction of the house, one of the Nether Men warned him to never sleep on the bed in the Nether, because of how time and space works in the place, sleeping on a bed will cause an explosion caused by the energy of the being who slept on the bed being released. But unknown to the Nether Man, Chuck Norris was wearing Air Pods, and so he never heard his warning.

When he got drowsy, he placed a bed, and once he attempts to touch the bed, most of his energy was released, triggering a massive explosion equivalent to the power of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. Not only did he destroyed his house, but also severely damaged the Nether, wiping out 80% of all life there, destroying the Kingdoms of the Piglin and Nether Men.

The Nether was completely changed, once a beautiful paradise, now a hellish landscape nearly devoid of life, with the lands now mostly nether wastes, rarely the beautiful forests it once had. There were a few surviving Piglin and Nether Men, but they all fought for the remaining resources. The Piglins heavily outnumbered the Nether Men, so the Nether Men attempted to use the dark magic of an ancient being known as Herobrine, the God of Destruction, as a desperate attempt to win the civil war, but Herobrine, being evil, turned on them by transforming them into undead monsters called Wither Skeletons, and used them to conquer the Nether to take it’s remaining resources and to turn all the Piglins and other surviving life forms into undead monsters aswell, planning to build an army to take over the Overworld, and destroy his brother, Notch. (But thats another story we’ll talk about later)

Chuck Norris woke up a few months after the destruction, just in time before Herobrine can destroy the remaining life forms, and saw the horror of his actions. Being a devouted Christian still suffering from PTSD of the wars he participated in years ago, killing was an option he only does in desperate times, but having killed millions of innocent people, his PTSD got even worse. He tries to fix his mistakes, first by defeating Herobrine before he could send his armies to invade the Overworld. He easily bests the evil god in combat, by severing his right arm and performing a round house kick to his eyes, permanently blinding the evil god, giving him his iconic white eyes. Chuck is unable to bring himself to kill him, and so Herobrine retreated back in to the dark abyss from whence he came to rest and regenerate (although unable to fix his eyes), and to one day exact revenge.


Despite his power, he couldn’t repair the damage done to the Nether, and was left depressed being unable to fix it, and left, never to play Minecraft again.


Also, the fragments of his house were buried deep in the lava lakes, becoming Ancient Debris.


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