Creation of a Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, smart with wit.
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold.
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin
Using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout
With a piece of fox fur, he trimmed it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was MacGee,
Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee!

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt!

What do you think?

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