Did you hear about the man who carved a wooden car, with wooden seats and wooden wheels, and a wooden engine?

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1. Then I bought a stele car with steel engine, steel doors, steel wheels, …
   Steel wooden start.

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2. I bought a wodoen whistle

   But it wooden whistle

   So I bought a steel whistle

   And steel it wooden whistle

   So I bought a lead whistle

   But steel it wooden lead me whistle

   So I bought a tin whistle

   Now I tin whistle

   My dad used to say this to try to cheer me up when I was a wee lad.

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3. The **author** is a prolific **whtsle collector**.

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