doctor: you’ve been bitten by a radioactive shark me: so i’m gonna get shark powers right by cringeyjokesman October 24, 2021, 9:13 pm doctor: you no longer have legs… me: just like a shark. What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote bittenCringey jokesdoctorFunny jokesgonnaPowersradioactiveSharkyouve See more Previous article TIL that Vin Diesel founded a game studio which has a focus on creating games featuring Vin Diesel Next article I am a lone wolf alpha male 5 Comments Leave a Reply Well that one shark has got two legs now. Log in to Reply Sharky man, Sharky man does whatever a sharky can. He swims around bites a bum , all with a radioactive hum. Look out! Here comes the Sharky man. (with apologies to Paul Harris and Bob Webster) Log in to Reply Optimism always helps with medical recovery Log in to Reply What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark? Do not eat if seal is broken. Log in to Reply [Finally, shark man](https://youtu.be/3bTJhHiJuX4) Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.