Duck joke

So, you’re in a bar and want to have a bit of fun and impress someone.

While you’re leading up to this, you should take a bar napkin and rip it in into little 1″ squares. Make a fist, and stick the squares in the middle of it.

So then you say to the person you’re going to impress, “How do you know if someone has been having oral sex with a duck?”

When they answer, you just hold your hand up to your mouth and cough strongly through it so the “feathers” fly out everywhere.

I’ve never failed to get a laugh from this one…. 🙂

What do you think?

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