During Cold War, Mossad, CIA and KGB argue which is the best secret service.

They decide to hunt for hogs in a forest. The organization with the most kills after one hour gets the award.

Mossad send in Schlomo, their best agent. After one hour he presents three hogs, all with a clean shot between the eyes.

CIA orders an attack helicopter, spots a sounder and kills it completely with the Gatling.

KGB sends in three agents. However, they don’t return after one hour. The others search for them, only to find them on a clearing. Two KGB agents tug a stag at it’s horns while the third agent beats it with a stick, yelling: “Now confess that you’re a hog!”