cringeyjokesman
A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!” The madam is astonished. “But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”
The trucker replies, “Listen sweetheart, I ain’t horny, I’m homesick.”
What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks
My ex will do that for $20