Upon seeing how beautiful she is and the way she works her hands they all come up with plan. They get together and make a life-like cow costume with holes in the udders for them to slip their manhood into. For weeks and weeks they’re all in ecstasy, being milked everyday and each having the most sensual and pleasurable experience of their lives, experiencing the best of their live.
Until one day it stopped.
Confused as to why, one farmer slipped out off the costume and went over to the milk maid.
‘Say aren’t you going to milk that cow over there?’ said the farmer, gesturing over to the cow.
‘That cow? why never!’ replied the milk maid. ‘We only use that one to feed the calves, they’ve been real skinny recently too!’