Got any grapes?

A duck walks into a hardware store, asks the clerk “do you have any grapes” clerk says “uhh.. no this is a hardware store sorry”. The duck turns and leaves.

Two days later the duck walks back into the hardware store, duck says “hey! You guys got any grapes?”
Clerk confused says “again sorry we are a hardware store.. we won’t be getting any grapes in” the duck smiles and leaves the store

3 days later the duck walks back into the hardware store “hello! Do you have any grapes?” The clerk frustrated says “for the last time this is a hardware store we don’t sell grapes and if you ask again I’ll nail your feet to the floor!” The duck shrugs and leaves.

A week later the duck returns.. “hi! Do you have any nails?” The clerk says “I’m sorry we just sold out” the duck says “oh!? Well than… do you have any grapes?”

What do you think?

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