Guy meets a hooker in Vegas… (NSFW)

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, ‘How much do you charge?’ Hooker replies, ‘It starts at $500 for a hand-job.’

Guy says, ‘$500 dollars?! For a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!’

The hooker says, ‘Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?’

‘Yes.’

‘Well,’ says the hooker, smiling invitingly, ‘I own it. And, I own it because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.’

Guy says, ‘What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.’

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is amazed, and he says, ‘I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?’

The hooker replies, ‘$1,500.’

‘I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!’

The hooker replies, ‘Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that Ruth’s Chris just across the street? I own that too. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.’

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car and says, ‘Sign me up.’

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,’ How much for some pussy?’

The hooker says, ‘Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see that Casino over there?’

‘Damn!’ the guy says, in awe, ‘You own Caesar’s Palace too?’

“No, honey” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”

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