Heaven’s lines

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said,

“I want the men to make two lines:

“ One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.”

“I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was hundreds of miles long. In the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said to the long line, “You men should b ashamed of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household!”

“You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!”

“Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”

God turned to the one man, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replied, “This is where my wife told me to

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  1. Reminds me of a similar thing I heard that is more of a story and less of a joke

    ‘A man and women have been married for 50 years. A reporter, doing a story on the couple, asks the man what the secret to his marriage has been. He responds that whenever the couple had an argument he would make sure to get the last word in. The reporter shocked asked how this makes a marriage last. The old man responds, ‘oh quite easily, my wife tells me to do something and then I say OK‟

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