“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
Here is the best one liner from the legend, Mitch Hedberg
4 Comments
Leave a ReplyLeave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
You must be logged in to post a comment.
Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password.
To use social login you have to agree with the storage and handling of your data by this website.
AcceptHere you'll find all collections you've created before.
Ñice! Mine is
If someone hands you a flyer its like they’re saying here you throw this away
Mitch Hedberg is an absolute legend
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Rice is great for when you want to eat 2,000 of something.