How many calories does poop have? by cringeyjokesman September 7, 2022, 12:17 pm A shitload What do you think? 1 Point Upvote Downvote caloriesCringey jokesFunny jokespoop See more Previous article What’s something that needs to stop being passed down the generations? 2 Comments Leave a Reply Aha. Now take my upvote, get the hell off the stage and flush yourself down a toilet. Log in to Reply In general, poop does have calories because not all macronutrients are being absorbed in the digestion process. The number of calories in poop averages 4.91 kcal per gram of stool. Several factors lead to fecal energy losses including fiber, fat, and duration of eating. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.