I came home from the pub…

…four hours late last night.

“” Where the fuck have you been?!” Screamed my wife.

I said “I’ve been playing poker with the lads”

” Playing poker with the lads?” She repeated “Well you can pack your bags and go!”

“So can you” I said “This isn’t our house anymore”

What do you think?

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