I had to break up with my girlfriend after I ran over her feet with a lawnmower… by cringeyjokesman May 12, 2022, 10:42 pm I’m lactose intolerant. What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote breakCringey jokesfeetFunny jokesgirlfriendlawnmowerran See more Previous article TIL that bacteria can survive at least 3 years in the vacuum of space according to ISS experiments – giving support for pan-spermia theories Next article TIL: Fordlandia, a small town built by Henry Ford in the middle of the Amazon jungle meant to resemble Northern Michigan of the 1930s. It was a failed state meant to produce enough rubber for his growing car production. 5 Comments Leave a Reply This took me a while to understand……. Log in to Reply that makes my soul hurt Log in to Reply I feel dumb, can someone explain! 😛 Log in to Reply Good thing you didn’t run over her midsection, it would have disaster. Log in to Reply I will give you an upvote, but I am not happy about it. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.