I have a friend who has sex three or four times a week, exercises for an hour everyday, reads several books a week, and his “wife” does whatever he tells her to… by cringeyjokesman May 15, 2022, 12:14 am … and all he does is complain about prison What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote booksCringey jokeseverydayexercisesFriendFunny jokeshourreadssextellstimesweekwife See more Previous article What will you do to piss someone off instantly? Next article TIL that Quaker Oats produced Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. One Comment Leave a Reply Gated community with 24-hour security, catered meals, laundry service, gym membership, library access, free health care…yeah, you can’t leave, but why would you want to? In all seriousness, I did 5 years, and while I would not go back, if you do it right (which I did) it’s not the worst place to be. Just make sure you qualify for minimum security. General population is no place to spend time. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.