I picked up a hitch hiker

The man got in my car and said “Thank you for picking me up, but I mean how do you know I am not a serial killer or something?”

I said “I don’t know for sure, but the chances of 2 serial killers being in one car would be astronomical”

Saw this on Quora months ago.

What do you think?

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  1. This was also a joke used in How I Met Your Mother (though with slightly different wording). I’m pretty sure it’s said when Tracy picked up Marshall in the final season. Oldie but a goodie.

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