I ran into a buddy last month and invited him to a party

He said, “no, thanks. I don’t go to parties anymore. It’s too embarrassing.“

“What do you mean?“

“Well, I always drink too much, and when I’m drunk I think it’s funny to piss in peoples’ flower pots. Then the next day, everybody’s talking about it, and it’s too embarrassing. So I just don’t go anymore.”

I said, “Geez, that’s bizarre behavior. You should see a shrink!”

“Yeah, maybe I should,”

Fast forward to last night, I ran into him at a party. I asked him, “Hey, so you took my advice?”

He said, “Yeah, I went and saw a shrink. So now I can go to parties again.”

“So you’re not pissing in flower pots anymore?”

“Oh no, I still do that. Now I just don’t care.”

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