I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!!”

She’s watching our wedding video again…

What do you think?

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  1. Guy goes over to his buddy’s house and finds the man sobbing in his garage.

    He, asks, ‟Why are you crying?”. His friend replies, ‟20 years ago, I discovered my girlfriend was pregnant. Her father told me that – since she was underage – either I married her or he would press charges and send me to jail.”

    ‟So”, his friend says, ‟why the crying?”

    The man replies, ‟I’d’ve gotten out today.”

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