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Make Australia great again.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, Oi, Oi! It’s time to rise up, mates! Let’s raze those bloody houses within cooee of the city and give everyone a fair go with free apartment living. Fuck yeah! We’ll smash those roads like a cricket ball hitting wickets and build train lines and busways that’ll make ya bloody well…

Today I have a confession to make.

Today I have a confession to make. In all honesty, I don’t think I can really call myself a “feminist ally” without first confessing the bad things I did before I became more aware and deconstructed. In Peru there is a “Nikkei” community which basically refers to people descended from Japanese immigrants who settled in…

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I own an F-35 for home defense

I own an F-35 for home defense, since that’s what the Founding Fathers Intended. Four ruffians break into my fortress. I wake up and shout “What the devil?” As I don my pilot helmet and sprint to my hangar. I quickly engage the first scoundrel with the F-35’s precision-guided munitions, immediately neutralizing him with a…

mario

but does the mario have free will? from the perspective of an observer, no, but from one in universe, certainly. they are bound by the same laws and thus cannot comprehend that mario’s actions are that of a proxy – he is but a mere shell of a man. similarly, you and I appear to…

I was talking to a guy once.

I was talking to a guy once. He was super cute, funny, I was super into him and I was considering meeting up with him after a month of constant texting, calls, voice calls, etc (through a dating app). Then he told me he was a huge Swift fan. And I was like oh well,…