I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer

I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?” 

He says “No, why the f**k would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?” 

“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer, you little prick.”

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  1. A man is sitting at a bar and an Asian looking fella sits down next to him and takes a sip of beer. The man turns to him and asks his name.

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    The Asian looking fella replies ‟It is Chan.”

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    The man punches the Asian looking fella in the face and shouts ‟THAT’S FOR PEARL HARBOR!”

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    The Asian looking fella shouts back ‟That was the Japanese! I am Chinese, you idiot!”

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    The man states ‟Japanese, Chinese, same thing.”

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    The Asian looking fella asks ‟Oh yeah, what’s your name?”

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    The man replies ‟It is Goldberg.”

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    The Asian looking fella punches the man in the face and shouts ‟THAT’S FOR THE TITANIC!”

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    The man looks confused.

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    ‟Iceberg, Goldberg, same thing!”

  2. A man is sitting at a bar and an Asian looking fella sits down next to him and takes a sip of beer. The man turns to him and asks his name.

    ​

    ​

    The Asian looking fella replies ‟It is Chan.”

    ​

    The man punches the Asian looking fella in the face and shouts ‟THAT’S FOR PEARL HARBOR!”

    ​

    The Asian looking fella shouts back ‟That was the Japanese! I am Chinese, you idiot!”

    ​

    The man states ‟Japanese, Chinese, same thing.”

    ​

    The Asian looking fella asks ‟Oh yeah, what’s your name?”

    ​

    The man replies ‟It is Goldberg.”

    ​

    The Asian looking fella punches the man in the face and shouts ‟THAT’S FOR THE TITANIC!”

    ​

    The man looks confused.

    ​

    ​

    ‟Iceberg, Goldberg, same thing!”

  3. A man is sitting at a bar and an Asian looking fella sits down next to him and takes a sip of beer. The man turns to him and asks his name.

    ​

    ​

    The Asian looking fella replies ‟It is Chan.”

    ​

    The man punches the Asian looking fella in the face and shouts ‟THAT’S FOR PEARL HARBOR!”

    ​

    The Asian looking fella shouts back ‟That was the Japanese! I am Chinese, you idiot!”

    ​

    The man states ‟Japanese, Chinese, same thing.”

    ​

    The Asian looking fella asks ‟Oh yeah, what’s your name?”

    ​

    The man replies ‟It is Goldberg.”

    ​

    The Asian looking fella punches the man in the face and shouts ‟THAT’S FOR THE TITANIC!”

    ​

    The man looks confused.

    ​

    ​

    ‟Iceberg, Goldberg, same thing!”

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