I woke up this morning after a hard night of drinking at the pub with my mates.

I woke up to breakfast in bed with a steaming cup of coffee and bacon and eggs with all the trimmings and the newspaper folded neatly next to the tray.
I asked the misses what was going on?
She told me that when I got home she saw me struggling to take my pants off so she tried to help and I had yelled at her.
And you are being nice to me for yelling at you??
It’s what you said dear she answered.
What did I say?
Get the hell away from me you fucking whore…I’m married.

What do you think?

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