If there are 502 bricks in a plane and 1 falls off, how many are left?

(please read along with the joke and don’t just cheat, it ruins the fun!)

501.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

You open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

You open the door, take the elephant out,put the giraffe in, and close the door.

So, the Lion King had a birthday party, all the animals in the world were there, except for 1, which one?

The giraffe, because it’s in a fridge.

Little Sally was on an island close to the shore, but there are no bridges, boats or any sign of human civilization anywhere near her, and she can’t just swim to the shore because the water is full of dangerous crocodiles. Yet she still makes it over safely, how did she do it?

The crocodiles were at The Lion Kings birthday party.

But little Sally still dies, how?

She gets hit in the head by a flying brick.

(Sorry if anyone else has posted this before, I haven’t really checked.) (Sorry if you read the answers first, I can’t make them spoilers, I’m on mobile.)

What do you think?

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  1. Was it a falling brick or a flying brick? The joke didn’t specify that the bricks on the plane were special flying sorts of bricks.

    And anyway, the 502 bricks were *inside* the plane, but the one that fell off was *on* it. Which means there were at least 503 bricks to start with…

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