In honor of Pride Month, here’s my “Gay man on a bus” joke [Long]

A gay man, let’s call him Jeff, is on a bus and sees a very handsome man a few seats away. When the handsome man gets off the bus, Jeff follows him. The man walks into a medical building and into an office. Jeff is delighted to find out that this man is a doctor, and is thrilled to find out that he is a proctologist. Jeff immediately makes an appointment. It turns out that, due to a last-minute cancellation, Jeff can be seen right then.

As the doctor begins looking at his anus, Jeff starts giggling. The doctor says, “hey, I’m not into that, so I’m going to ask you to leave.” Disappointed, Jeff slinks out the door.

A few days later, Jeff shows up again at the office, complaining of pain in his rectum. The doctor says, “is this some sort of trick, because I told you I’m not into that.”

“I assure you,” says Jeff, “that this is some pretty serious pain.” The doctor says okay and begins examining Jeff’s rectum.

“Oh my goodness, I can see the stem ends of what looks like 12 roses up your butt,” says the doctor.

“Read the card! Read the card!”

What do you think?

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