Jesus is watching you

A burglar breaks into a house one night. As he sneaks around the living room looking for things to steal, he hears a voice. “Jesus is watching you.” The burglar stops for a second, then tells himself it was only his imagination. He starts putting items in his bag, then he hears the voice again. “Jesus is watching you.” Now he is becoming suspicious, but continues going through drawers looking for valuables. Then he hears the voice a third time. “Jesus is watching you.”

“Who said that?” The burglar shines his flashlight around the room, and sees a parrot in the corner of the room. “It’s me, Moses,” the parrot says. The burglar breathes a sigh of relief and says “What kind of idiot names his parrot Moses?” The parrot answers “The same kind of idiot that names his Rottweiler Jesus.”

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