Joe rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

Joe smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. Poor Joe broke out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Let’s go to my apartment. I hear someone coming.”

He followed her into her flat. She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off.
Now completely naked, she purred at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”

Flustered and embarrassed, Joe finally squeaked, “It’s got to be your ears!”

Astounded and a little hurt she asked, “My ears? Look at these breasts—they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! Look at my skin—no blemishes anywhere! How can you feel that the best part of my body is my ears?!”

Clearing his throat, Joe stammered, “Outside, when you said you heard someone coming?”

“Yes.”

“Well, that was me.”

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  1. Very nice.
    Reminded me of this old limerick:

    There was a young plumber from Leigh

    who was plumbing a girl by the sea.

    Said the girl: ‟Stop your plumbing,

    there is somebody coming!”

    Said the plumber, still plumbing: ‟It is me!”

  2. There once was a plumebr from Leeds

    Who was plumbing a girl by the sea

    She said ‟Please stop your plumbing!

    There’s somebody coming!”

    Said the plumber, still plumbing, ‟It is me.”

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