Johnny has just moved into his new home in a very rural area

Johnny has just moved into his new home in a very rural area.

There is a knock at the door and Johnny answers and there is a man standing there.

The man says “Hi, I’m your neighbour Bobby, and I’d like to invite you to a party tonight to welcome you to the area. There’s gonna be drinkin’, dancin’, fuckin’, and fightin’!”

Johnny replies “How many people are gonna be there?”

Bobby says “Just the two of us!”