Little Johnny got picked up from school one day

Little Johnny got picked up from school one day, his mom asks him when he gets in the car “Hey Johnny how was your day at school?”

Little Johnny said “Oh man mom my day was great! I had sex with the teacher!”

His mom looked at him in shock and said “well we’re gonna wait till your dad gets home and we’re gonna have a talk about this!”

His dad gets home a few hours later, he asks Johnny “Hey Johnny how was your day at school?”

Johnny said “Dad my day was great! I had sex with the teacher!”

The dad put his hand on Johnnys shoulder and said “Son, i am SO proud of you! Im gonna take you down to the bicycle shop and get you that bike you’ve been wanting!”

So they go down to the bike shop and Johnny picks out his bike, when they exit the store the dad looks at Johnny and says “Johnny you think you can ride this bike all the way home?”

Little Johnny says “i dont know pop, my rear end still hurts”

What do you think?

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