[long] Old age [NSFW]

It is Bingo night and the 70 year old women are discussing who is the “hottest” widower at the old folks home.

One says “Arnold is the hottest gentleman here, he has hair and most of his teeth!”

Another says “Barry is the sexiest man here, just look at the way he gets around on his zimmer frame!”

But another old lady says “No, Gary is the sexiest guy here!”

“Gary!” they all croak. “He is stuck in his wheel chair from the Parkinson’s! The only part of him that reliably moves now is that tremor in the fingers of his strong muscular hands”.

They pause, look at each other pragmatically.

“Yes, Gary!” they all agree.

What do you think?

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