Medical Emergency! A man goes to the doctor’s with a pained expression on his face.

“Doctor”, he says, “Last year I was on a sailing yacht and smoking my usual cigar when unfortunately I sat down on a box of emergency distress signals and got badly burned.”

“Oh,” replies the doctor, “that sounds very painful. But are you in pain now, even a year later?”

“Well”, says the man, “it’s not constant but I do still get the occasional flare up.”

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