My husband told me I could choose the name he’d paint on the back of his new boat with the condition it be nautical themed. So I named it… by cringeyjokesman December 3, 2021, 6:20 pm For Sail. What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote boatchooseconditionCringey jokesFunny jokeshedhusbandnamednauticalpaintthemedtold See more Previous article Which animal should go extinct? Next article Cummunism, it’s free to join and for a good cause 3 Comments Leave a Reply It mast be sold immediately. Log in to Reply I would have named it The Seaward Log in to Reply How do you know if you’ll like sailing? Put on a thick yellow raincoat, and stuff it with hundred dollar bills. Step into the shower, turn it on full blast and its coldest temperature, and just start stuffing those bills down the drain. If you’ve managed to somehow enjoy yourself doing this, you might just be crazy enough to enjoy sailing! Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.