My wife wanted bigger breasts.

I said, save the money and and just rub a bit of toilet paper between them each day, they’ll be bigger in no time.

She says does that really work?

I said well it seems to be working on your arse.

What do you think?

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  1. ‟If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job,” said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket. ‟Well, actually, the first thing I‘d buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo,” I replied.

    ‟Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well gt yourself a new one,” she said.

    ‟My point exactly.”

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