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I said, save the money and and just rub a bit of toilet paper between them each day, they’ll be bigger in no time.
She says does that really work?
I said well it seems to be working on your arse.
My wife wanted bigger breasts.
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‟If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job,” said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket. ‟Well, actually, the first thing I‘d buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Mondeo,” I replied.
‟Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up, you might as well gt yourself a new one,” she said.
‟My point exactly.”
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