My wife was incredibly mad when she found out I have been visiting prostitutes for sex

I said “Well you can hardly blame me, it’s not like I was getting any from you!”

She yelled, “But I didn’t know you were willing to pay for it!”

What do you think?

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  1. A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.

    ‟Where the hell do you think you are going?” he asks.

    ‟I am going to Las Vegas.You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free.”

    The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.

    ‟Where do you think you going?” the wife asks.

    ‟I am coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!”

  2. Man and woman having a fight. Woman marches up to their room and starts to pack her bags. ‟Where are you going?” he asks.
    ‟I am moving to Vegas. i hear i can make $400 doing what i do for you for free” Man starts to pack his bags too. ‟I am coming with you. I’ve got to see how you are going to survive in Vegas on $800 a year.

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