News just in of a honeymooner killed in a shark attack off the Perth Coast. The man had been married very recently. A police spokesman said

Fortunately the man did not suffer too much as he had only been married 5 days

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  1. My cousin also was killed during a shark attack. Not *by* a shark, but *at the same time* as a shark attack – it was a car crash that happened to coincide with a shark killing a seal. Not very funny and intentionally misleading but whadda ya expect at 6:45 in the morning?

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