Pegleg Pete the Pirate decided to retire

He fired his crew, ran his ship aground, and built a small cabin for himself just a short walk from the beach. He enjoyed his quiet life until global warming turned his front yard into a swamp. He couldn’t get down to the shore without struggling through muck and mud that was once his peaceful stroll. Finally, he realized only one solution was possible: he was going to have to plank the walk.

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  1. But he needed help building the walk, so he enlisted the actor who played Jaws in the James Bond movie, Richard Kiel.

    Richard carried the planks and Pete nailed them in place.

    You could say the planks were Kiel-hauled.

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