putin walks into a meeting with all his top generals and demands “How is my special operation against Ukraine and NATO Nazis going!?”

The generals all look at each other nervously

“Well….” demands putin “tell me now!!”

The top general stands and says “Well we have been fighting for 4 weeks. We have lost over 15,000 brave soldiers, 6 generals, over 500 tanks and fighting vehicles, 3 ships, 100 planes and drones and 1000 trucks.”

“And what of NATO?” putin asks

“Well…” the general scratches his head nervously “Well… they haven’t turned up yet”