Second grade teacher asks her class to use the word “definitely” in a sentence

Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher calls on him. He asks “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?”

The teacher says, “Johnny, that’s not a response to the question I asked.”

Johnny repeats, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?”

The teacher gives in and says, “No – farts do not have lumps in them”.

Johnny then says, “Then I *definitely* shit my pants.”

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