They pitch up their tent and fall asleep. A few hours later, they both wake up.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
“I see millions and millions of stars, my dear Holmes.”
Holmes: “Tell me what that means Watson.”
Watson: “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that they are millions of galaxies. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident that the lord is all powerful and that we are insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks “Watson you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”