Sherlock Holmes enters Baker Street…

…with a basket of lemons.

Watson asks, “where did you get so many lemons from, Holmes “?

To which Holmes replies, “A lemon tree, Watson.”

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  1. Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.‟Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

    Watson replies, ‟I see millions of stars.”

    ‟What does that tell you?”

    Watson ponders for a minute.‟Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.Theologically, it is veident the Lord is all-powerful and we’re small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    What does it tell you?”

    Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.‟Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”

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