“Silent farts that don’t stink…”

An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.

“Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don’t stink!”

The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way.

Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.

“Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!”

Doctor replies, “Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing…”

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  1. A girl brings a new bf home for dinner one night, all is going well till her father gets a bone stuck in the back of his throat. Everyone panics except the bf, who casually holds his head back and dislodges the bone with two fingers. Later that night the parents were laying in bed discussing the events of the dinner. The wife says “He was a smart boy, what do you think he’ll grow up to be?” The father replies “Our son-in-law by the taste of his fingers.”

    P.S. Thanks for the laugh, i’m stealing that.

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