Since we’re doing little Jonny jokes

Catholic school teacher asks the class, “Children, what part of your body do you think enters heaven first?”.

Mary stands up and says “Your head, because it’s the top of your body.”.

“Very good logic Mary, anyone else?”

Matt stands up, “Your hands, because they are what we use to pray.”.

“Good answer Matthew. Any other thoughts?”

Jonny stands up and says “The feet are the first thing to go to heaven, and I’m certain.”

“Why do you say?”

“Well, I couldn’t sleep last night, so I went into my parents room and saw something biblical! My mothers feet were straight up in the air and she was yelling ‘Oh God, I’m coming!’. We’d have lost her too, if Dad wasn’t there to hold her down!”

What do you think?

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