So, a young lady, who lived a sheltered life, is getting married…

Perturbed, she says to her mum, “Mum, I have never even been with a man. What do I do on the wedding night?”

The mum, not wanting to get into the messy details, says, “My angel, I know you’ll figure it out. But, just in case, I’ll stay downstairs and clean up after the party, while you go upstairs. iI you are confused… just come ask me what to do. OK?”

So… the wedding night comes, and the lady take her man up the stairs. once in the bedroom, they both start to undress.

She removes her wedding dress…

He removes his jacket and shirt…

She removes her under dress, and is now in just her underwear…

He removes his shoes and socks… and then she sees it. He is missing his big AND little toe on his left foot. So, panicking, she screams and runs to her mum…

“MUM!…” She says in a panic. “he’s ONLY got a foot and a half!”

The mum quickly replies, “HOLY HELL… erm… ok… you clean up down here while I go fuck him instead.”

What do you think?

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