So the other day I went to the supermarket, and I was there for literally 5 minutes

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi lover. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he’s so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes… the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.

What do you think?

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  1. I’ve seen this joke here a few times and I feel like the punchline could be better. There needs to be some identity to the victim, like there’s a swastika on the car or a trump flag or some reason that he’s getting the cop to write all the tickets or it just doesn’t feel justified that hes spending all this effort getting the cop to write all the tickets.

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