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He thinks to himself that as he is faster than a speeding bullet he can do his business with her and fly off before she knows it. He toys with the idea and decides to go for it. He swoops down fucks her with lightning thrusts and zooms off in a flash. The whole event lasts less than a second. As soon as he’s gone wonder woman gasps, sits up and yells “what the hell was that?!” “I don’t know but my ass hurts like hell” replies the invisible Man
Superman is out flying and sees wonder woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delight
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this was the most commonly told jke at my school in 2nd grade
This way funny when I first heard it back in 2000 from the movie Hollow Man. It’s still funny today.
This was a meme not too long ago
TIL Superman is a rapist
At least use a DC comic book character (like J’onn J’onzz) instead of a character from a 1950’s sci-fi novel…
In the new Superman comics, Superman’s son is bisexual.
Sorry, not possible.
Time Dilatation is in effect here. Superman can see & perceive events at near light speed. So for him it’s normal speed. He’ll notice he’s screwing air since Invisible Man’s ass is…. well, invisible.
Plus he”ll sense IM’s heartbeat & stuff so..